Jesus Saves is an ad for a bank,
Superman can’t find a phone-booth,
The crazy downbeats
Shouting out in the streets
Are probably talking on BlueTooth.

They can’t send a letter,
Which is probably better, when
IM’s go faster than light,
There’s batteries in cars,
And water on Mars
And coral reefs turning all white.

The songs don’t have notes,
And nobody votes,
The summer is definitely drier,
But they’ll be forgettin’,
All of that frettin’
With a coffee and feet by the fire.

Bryson Thomas